From Hospital Beds to Hashtag Heroes: How One Creator Redefined Resilience
When Jordan Bone got her breast cancer diagnosis at 28, she did what many of us might: grabbed her phone and started filming. But instead of hiding in silence, she turned raw, unfiltered moments of chemo brain, wig fails, and hospital snack thefts into a lifeline for millions. Her TikTok account, @makencancermybitch, feels less like a curated feed and more like grabbing coffee with your brutally honest best friend who happens to be fighting for her life. You’ll see her dancing in a hospital gown to ’90s pop hits or deadpanning, "This port-a-cath is my new jewelry," while adjusting the medical device under her shirt—proof that humor isn’t just coping; it’s rebellion.
What separates her from other wellness influencers? Zero sugarcoating. While some creators preach toxic positivity, she posts videos of herself sobbing after a bad scan, then cuts to her mom braiding her wig onto her bald head while critiquing her "sad panda" eye makeup. She’ll casually mention stealing Jell-O cups from the oncology ward ("blue is the only flavor that survives radiation, fight me") before diving into how insurance denied her medication. Followers call it "the anti-inspiration porn"—real talk about mastectomy scars, fertility grief, and the absurdity of being called "brave" when you’re just trying not to hurl during chemo.
Her impact isn’t just viral; it’s visceral. Young women DM her photos of their own surgical scars captioned "MCM-Bitch approved," while parents of pediatric cancer patients say her videos help kids feel less alone. She’s turned the hashtag #makencancermybitch into a mantra for reclaiming power—a movement where survivors share their "cancerversaries" with equal parts tears and tacos. Even oncologists cite her in patient consultations; one clinic in Ohio reportedly plays her "Port Access 101" tutorial (featuring a stuffed gorilla as a demo patient) to ease kids’ anxiety.
Off-camera, Jordan’s a Brooklyn-based art director whose life pre-cancer involved vintage band tees and indie film festivals—not port flushes. She’s refreshingly transparent about the messy middle: she’ll rant about "cancerflu" while simultaneously celebrating tiny wins, like finally tasting coffee again after chemotherapy. And no, she’s not "grateful" for cancer; she’s pissed it stole her fertility but channels that anger into advocating for better patient resources. Her collab with a nonprofit recently funded 200 wigs for low-income survivors, ordered in neon green because, as she put, "Cancer’s boring enough—let’s accessorize."
This isn’t content designed to sell detox teas or manifest miracles. It’s a digital campfire where the broken, scared, and furious gather to laugh until they cry. Jordan’s greatest lesson? Some days, "beating cancer" just means surviving the grocery store without a meltdown. And that’s more than enough.